Serena Williams
March 10th, 2009 filed in Tennis
Serena Williams is an American professional tennis player who is ranked World No. 1 by the Women’s Tennis Association, having now held that ranking on four different occasions. She is the current US Open and Australian Open singles champion and has won 20 Grand Slam titles: ten in singles, eight in women’s doubles, and two in mixed doubles. There is something else you may notice about Serena, she is huge! Is she Cheating, or Beating?
Recently our friends over at The World of Isaac pointed out just how large Serena has gotten in recent years:
I swear in college I lifted like five times a week and never looked like this. Sure, I may have mixed in a 12 beer night with some cocktails but that shouldn’t have hindered me that much. Right?
And I don’t care that she is tensing every muscle in her body. She looks like Sammy Sosa circa 1998 in this picture. Maybe they should start roid testing in women’s tennis. I’m guessing Serena and Amelie Mauresmo might show some statistical testosterone anomalies.

Serena Williams is CHEATing
Chester Cheater
A picture is worth a thousand words, and that picture screams CHEATER! I’m not going to say that Serena isn’t a good tennis player, because she is, and has been for a long time. But her career certainly slowed for awhile, and now has made a sudden resurgence. What is the difference? Only about 10 inches on those biceps. It may not necessarily be steroids, but she is on something. According to a recent Sports Illustrated article, the WADA and ITF have joined forces to create a new drug testing program for Tennis. Who spoke out against it? Serena Williams :
“I think it’s too much. It’s very invasive. … Basically, they show up at your house on any day. I jump from city to city all the time. First of all, I never tell people where I am because I like to do my own thing.”
You keep doing your “own thing” Serena, but don’t be surprised when it gets you suspended from Tennis.

Serena Williams is BEATing her competition
Billy Beater
Serena Williams has been one of the best women’s tennis players in the world for a period of 10 years. She has never failed a drug test, despite being tested for several years under existing drug testing policies. Just because a woman lifts some weights and gets large, it is ok to accuse her of cheating? Please provide some proof Chester before making your allegations, and bringing down yet another strong role model.
So what do you think? Does Serena Williams CHEAT, or BEAT?











January 30th, 2010 at 3:16 pm
just saw the Australian open. It was really obvious that Williams is on something…she is twice the size of Henin and her right arm is huge… I would like to know if the tennis association is just covering up or really are stupid… Compare the pictures of Williams when she first started playing professionally and now… and she’s 28 years old and not slowing down. What a shame to win by cheating…
January 30th, 2010 at 2:37 pm
It’s not that hard to beat a drug test. Does anyone remember that football player who was in sports illustrated? He confessed to taking steroids and evn shared some of the ways he beat the system. If a FOOTBALL player is smart enough to beat the system i’m sure serena has help (Richard Williams)in beating the system and taking those roids. SHE IS OBVIOUSLY ON STEROIDS SHE IS CHEATING, EGOTISTICAL BITCH.
January 30th, 2010 at 9:36 am
She’s not only far more muscular than other female tennis players, but she’s also more muscular than most (if not all?) of the men on the circuit.
January 27th, 2010 at 3:24 am
I’m an American. The Williams sisters are American. I would NEVER accuse an American athlete of doing performance-enhancers,steroids, whatever.
BUT…just out of idle curiosity, when were those two last tested? And doesn’t it stretch the limits of possibility that BOTH OF THEM have lasted for such a long time in tennis without said enhancers being used? Test them! And let’s see if that puts the question to rest once and for all.
January 27th, 2010 at 2:08 am
Hey, what’s that big elephant doing in the room?
January 26th, 2010 at 12:57 pm
I wish I could shoot one of those cops nets at Serena W, and drag her to the scales at a truck station. That chick’s GOT to run between 180-200 lbs, built like a frikkin linebacker with thighs as thick as my waist along with matching calves.
But that’s not why I’m responding thus: you’ve GOT to check out the guns on Aussie female “Sam” Stosur. Nearly as big as Serena’s, except she’s white, which conveys less muscle definition.
January 18th, 2010 at 10:36 pm
Not even debatable. She (or should I say he) is on roids, hgh, and whatever else is available.
January 18th, 2010 at 9:47 am
Serena def takes steroids, her face has become more manly, her figure looks more like the wrestler China than any woman I’ve ever seen, she def is a cheater and roid rager!!
November 11th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
She’s defintely taken roids or human growth hormone, she’s like twice as big as her sister.
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:01 pm
SERENA WILLIAM ISN’T CHEATING SO STFU OMG SHES THE BEST WORLD PLAYER !!